tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14190061771576158772024-03-13T11:08:36.550-07:00bendybendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17326646847986352339noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-65055879271393152562009-04-10T13:46:00.000-07:002009-04-10T14:31:43.839-07:00How Long Could YOU Survive?Continually, we learn new things about ourselves. Today, I learned how long I could survive while tied to a bunk bed with a unbreakable, seven-foot chain alongside a velociraptor. How long could you survive?<br /><br /><a style=" background: #000 url(http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/img/badge.jpg) no-repeat 0 0; display: block; width: 322px; height: 157px; text-align: center; padding-top: 150px; text-decoration: none; font-family: Times New Roman, serif; font-size: 30px; color: #ff9900; " href="http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/"> <span style="display: none;">I could survive for</span> 1 minute, 3 seconds <span style="display: none;">chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor</span> </a>bendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17326646847986352339noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-90467967198943261032009-02-04T15:02:00.000-08:002009-02-04T15:10:15.782-08:00Before He was a HeroWhile doing a photo search on Getty I happened across these photos which I am pretty sure are of Ando Masahashi from Heroes. Before he was Ando, he was apparently James Kyson Lee, stock photo model.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhikX9aw8_tAXIppFizJj4PociSOSPG1-l20JjhOz0TfIUe-Xvat8BK1Hgak-3_g8mzUClX8uAy3baEGjobptEsIBfudjCvuR3C-ICac1h8SNLuhiz2rec9ifm1ybNgzJ3VK47fxrBa0k1O/s1600-h/200188858-002.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 399px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhikX9aw8_tAXIppFizJj4PociSOSPG1-l20JjhOz0TfIUe-Xvat8BK1Hgak-3_g8mzUClX8uAy3baEGjobptEsIBfudjCvuR3C-ICac1h8SNLuhiz2rec9ifm1ybNgzJ3VK47fxrBa0k1O/s400/200188858-002.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299082355786992738" /></a><br />"Every hero is on a journey to find his place in the world. But it’s a journey. You don’t start at the end. Otherwise, they can’t make a movie about it later."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7jLydXFfFIodHRhlDR0u_oWKmWXRmFB79y03QA-onUzaL3JEZQnocKUdZnSoXIA1leBZGSIVPJK76W-JCR60o86ZZChVNMI2nmNRV6zd6oN3B_7xn76vmW_ibIfyE-3bhBfb2wsthTgsy/s1600-h/200188853-001.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 399px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7jLydXFfFIodHRhlDR0u_oWKmWXRmFB79y03QA-onUzaL3JEZQnocKUdZnSoXIA1leBZGSIVPJK76W-JCR60o86ZZChVNMI2nmNRV6zd6oN3B_7xn76vmW_ibIfyE-3bhBfb2wsthTgsy/s400/200188853-001.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299082354548900722" /></a><br />"I wish destiny would lose our number"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicRVsqvB5Ym4qiMCfLUn9BNtD3IIbOVz_-COH6WzWGKWdmvWrEWM8z8bKyGskj-spkQdXg8JcE8Vz8zA-qWkM2SLXKiHWPvlyI38NCP91KoPSIb51rKOEvmV001WGXWikK6lLRXms9sJbz/s1600-h/200188847-003.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicRVsqvB5Ym4qiMCfLUn9BNtD3IIbOVz_-COH6WzWGKWdmvWrEWM8z8bKyGskj-spkQdXg8JcE8Vz8zA-qWkM2SLXKiHWPvlyI38NCP91KoPSIb51rKOEvmV001WGXWikK6lLRXms9sJbz/s400/200188847-003.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299082350591420482" /></a><br />"You start talking about capes and tights and I’m out of here."Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-76960727829717445742009-01-22T23:03:00.000-08:002009-01-23T00:10:54.121-08:00Sweets on the StreetsSo last night Andy and I were coming home from dinner when I noticed a cupcake on the railing of my apartment steps. It was exactly the size and shape of a real homemade cupcake, with fluffy pink frosting and a little flag stuck in it.<br /><br />A nicer, better person might have been curious but minded her own darn business and left the item alone. I've left boxes or bags on my front steps when going up to retrieve my coat or cell phone before, so maybe someone stopped mid-cupcake to go get their scarf or something. Or maybe someone had left it as a little birthday surprise for a resident. The fact is, I had no business picking up what looked like somebody else's pastry.<br /><br />But I'm a jerk, so I totally picked up the cupcake to examine it. It was heavy like stone, and clearly not made out of sugar, spice, or anything particularly nice on the digestive tract. In it, I saw a little flag that said "You deserve a treat!" And I have to be honest, in my head, I was like "Yeah, I do! Where's the cake?!" On the back of the flag, it said Cakespy.com.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW0gb6X8ksAG3LBOLqtL2G5C9fYHRbjjf6U7J3qsm3u74H7Ha8f4Ln5d5nrsVImCydGx3YAr0Z-Zw4CccyhKMwDX9ekJBHSAo7vFV0K_d5BMM-GnEbc_4eSyzaiEMshNBYDXujDxcbgPmX/s1600-h/IMG_4638.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW0gb6X8ksAG3LBOLqtL2G5C9fYHRbjjf6U7J3qsm3u74H7Ha8f4Ln5d5nrsVImCydGx3YAr0Z-Zw4CccyhKMwDX9ekJBHSAo7vFV0K_d5BMM-GnEbc_4eSyzaiEMshNBYDXujDxcbgPmX/s400/IMG_4638.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294384978985213474" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmsArxtnL42alIX3-6k7hdtDh1llJC5g1kY6vKe30tGlnsthKo8P4YCX1z1qCZ5Srl68tYJT29WhKPGOUdOzHCFLz0fAOc87NGt6J9uXdLitHFJjyJ5cvCow9VXapvv4voWcDmg_twxVS-/s1600-h/IMG_4639.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmsArxtnL42alIX3-6k7hdtDh1llJC5g1kY6vKe30tGlnsthKo8P4YCX1z1qCZ5Srl68tYJT29WhKPGOUdOzHCFLz0fAOc87NGt6J9uXdLitHFJjyJ5cvCow9VXapvv4voWcDmg_twxVS-/s400/IMG_4639.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294384985167269858" /></a><br /><br />I happen to be a prior fan of Cakespy.com, the cupcake website with the cute little pink watercolor cupcake artwork which I've loved since before I moved to Seattle. I particularly enjoy their <a href="http://www.cakespy.com/2008/03/cakewalk-in-queen-anne-seattle.html">Queen Anne Cake Walk Guide</a> and whenever Cyndi finally comes to see me I plan to take her on the <a href="http://www.cakespy.com/2007/11/dougnut-stop-believin-doughnut-guide-to.html">Seattle Donut Tour</a>. Although disappointed about the whole not-being-edible thing, I was right pleased to have found the adorable little cake. I'm jerk enough to inspect the frosted goodies of strangers, but I know better than to disturb public art, so I took a few photos of the sweet and then left it where I found it.<br /><br />I went upstairs to check the website, and sure enough, there was a post featuring my own front door. They are running a little experimental <a href="http://www.cakespy.com/2009/01/taking-it-to-sweet-cupcake-street-art.html">Cupcake Street Art Installation</a> by depositing plaster cupcakes with uplifting messages in neighborhoods in Seattle, and my apartment just happened to be a lucky recipient.<br /><br />When I came home today I was sad to see that the cupcake was gone. I intended to move it to a new place, take a photo, and leave a comment on Cakespy. But hopefully someone out there has their Deserved Treat sitting on a desk or table and making them happy.<br /><br />In LA I often felt like the art was yelling at me, competing for my attention and preaching a political message, but I like street art that serves merely to amuse and add whimsy. I like not knowing the exact intent of the work because it leave me free to make up my own meaning. I sometimes miss seeing the little <a href="http://www.laweekly.com/2007-01-04/columns/berd-on-a-wire/">Berds</a> hanging at busy Los Angeles intersections.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.calendarlive.com/media/thumbnails/photo/2006-12/26799064.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 140px; height: 194px;" src="http://www.calendarlive.com/media/thumbnails/photo/2006-12/26799064.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Perhaps because of tighter geography, street art in Seattle comes knocking on my door much more often, and when it does, it's usually just to say some like<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5X0dPn_5HXVm3pAtmlfT-uizqMa4WtSQ2thtyXtRqam4dlJQTsGSCFkW2Q5BTNmS3o73bGPOXO0w0i5TaFdRU1h9YSsmTUQPUBYbj_Qj-lDUIj1uUtlNT13uRORTuY7G7O-c_HDB0ApXb/s1600-h/IMG_2060.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5X0dPn_5HXVm3pAtmlfT-uizqMa4WtSQ2thtyXtRqam4dlJQTsGSCFkW2Q5BTNmS3o73bGPOXO0w0i5TaFdRU1h9YSsmTUQPUBYbj_Qj-lDUIj1uUtlNT13uRORTuY7G7O-c_HDB0ApXb/s400/IMG_2060.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294394481965264402" /></a><br />"Hello there..."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvoYycimj1BxuAlNW-vAgMp0uF3qQh5_A4PAXX2P3HAPjU8wuSgfqJXtip9abyAZVs8CJVRBQqRkFZ4r5zH7DZy3aNtmwZI5cCa5UPE6VePfTQidtZDOzDeqXek_Eo8K9bXIAhk6E0tRfT/s1600-h/IMG_2058.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvoYycimj1BxuAlNW-vAgMp0uF3qQh5_A4PAXX2P3HAPjU8wuSgfqJXtip9abyAZVs8CJVRBQqRkFZ4r5zH7DZy3aNtmwZI5cCa5UPE6VePfTQidtZDOzDeqXek_Eo8K9bXIAhk6E0tRfT/s400/IMG_2058.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294384999025368114" /></a><br />"Aren't people so wonderfully creative?"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC4pbGkPE8Vlm4P31hSkCsCL3UPz2228A2pyqTj67EP3LOFFqe68qybFoeeYdjw_oNMMxRveH_05lIEdcrxJCKVpb92uGzH81kIMvX_-JkBdubSsBbxQ0QaSB-7nwyw0QZJwJJ5NbHbd-v/s1600-h/IMG_2128.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjC4pbGkPE8Vlm4P31hSkCsCL3UPz2228A2pyqTj67EP3LOFFqe68qybFoeeYdjw_oNMMxRveH_05lIEdcrxJCKVpb92uGzH81kIMvX_-JkBdubSsBbxQ0QaSB-7nwyw0QZJwJJ5NbHbd-v/s400/IMG_2128.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294384994194526082" /></a><br />"Isn't the world a strange...."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi92gTAZKo1d6rvAcebqySspSgXy_RUiOWYbhe28rvPPBDpWdc2lS_UMe6wRsdXobej50OABn9ihzpVGo_LB-_4yM4T5_DCTnLYb4fD5YDHlClacPKFRZi6ExBHZr6yWtS0UPPW42N_Y6Nm/s1600-h/IMG_1322.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi92gTAZKo1d6rvAcebqySspSgXy_RUiOWYbhe28rvPPBDpWdc2lS_UMe6wRsdXobej50OABn9ihzpVGo_LB-_4yM4T5_DCTnLYb4fD5YDHlClacPKFRZi6ExBHZr6yWtS0UPPW42N_Y6Nm/s400/IMG_1322.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294384988517669890" /></a><br />... funny place?"<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggpRVmcnC1lj8GJzP0KCXnn-_mGaZMgy2vhbYLFa4wSE1Yw4Pu7dAombus5u2Cb46S49RLhs8Uiq0Bh4ch8GsLpymgM2zIPorkloENkZvhXpnLKtXbOkcwWLhEJub9inqISqE4WHbtsJxd/s1600-h/IMG_0531.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggpRVmcnC1lj8GJzP0KCXnn-_mGaZMgy2vhbYLFa4wSE1Yw4Pu7dAombus5u2Cb46S49RLhs8Uiq0Bh4ch8GsLpymgM2zIPorkloENkZvhXpnLKtXbOkcwWLhEJub9inqISqE4WHbtsJxd/s400/IMG_0531.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5294394489464964306" /></a><br />"Isn't life full of the most exciting possibilities?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3086/3215963897_5d6dbd5d29.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 375px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3086/3215963897_5d6dbd5d29.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />"And you know what? You deserve a treat!"Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-74208671876013656372009-01-10T16:39:00.000-08:002009-01-22T18:09:14.001-08:00Andy Plays the Bethy Song for Bethy<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxQ_45vw0i8k4R6JS2xhSFBB5og2WHu5uV_TCpqC4e069cVm8F02YmfvhdugNQj-do7TaZ_PEXl46cQSAM-3g' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe><br />Apparently Andy has a little song for me, and apparently I have figured out how to use iMovie and upload videos to my blog. Double yay!Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-91648300275242912582008-12-23T02:32:00.001-08:002008-12-23T02:39:12.065-08:00I Shall Not WantThis is totally how Beth prayed when she was a little girl and she really really wanted something:<br /><br />Dear Father God, Thank you for being such a nice God, and being so generous to me. Thank you for letting me have plenty to eat, especially rice because I love rice. God, if you let my flight not be canceled on Christmas Eve so I can go home and spend Christmas Day with my family and friends and people who love me I promise to give up Facebook for the whole month of January. Maybe February too. And I promise to stop biting my nails, and to always signal when changing lanes. Thank you again for being so good to me, and I also promise to call home more often. <br /><br />Amen.Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-55149286376756893802008-12-18T08:50:00.001-08:002008-12-18T09:31:02.468-08:00Hoping to Find My Feet<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYIlOCXfDE58KU9Hvz7MwEo34eSX1LowNwn5oNur5Y8xS9uanvcAIy0zbg2lhNnEuuaDgILpv7upze2XPOOfpuruuJAbYFnaSiVm6e5N2wtm6B4EK9awMVUi42F-HriA5cLGZNdAH_XwuG/s1600-h/SoundViewSnow.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYIlOCXfDE58KU9Hvz7MwEo34eSX1LowNwn5oNur5Y8xS9uanvcAIy0zbg2lhNnEuuaDgILpv7upze2XPOOfpuruuJAbYFnaSiVm6e5N2wtm6B4EK9awMVUi42F-HriA5cLGZNdAH_XwuG/s400/SoundViewSnow.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281176137627196722" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi8iY2yMp8bnJT4sm_xRqS7XzlMrSBIKE1ovKUoRRqJh3VX-Iqy3_7U2QlZgXZZ5Nc3WarkDP3gs1HNcLb49uopGRJXh9CIHWqPt6-I1ofP4IPvtfYoFEh2UPzZLfqSJBSCmkt0LhVniKI/s1600-h/MercerSnow.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi8iY2yMp8bnJT4sm_xRqS7XzlMrSBIKE1ovKUoRRqJh3VX-Iqy3_7U2QlZgXZZ5Nc3WarkDP3gs1HNcLb49uopGRJXh9CIHWqPt6-I1ofP4IPvtfYoFEh2UPzZLfqSJBSCmkt0LhVniKI/s400/MercerSnow.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281176133013609778" /></a><br /><br />It has snowed in Seattle, time to celebrate!<br /><br />Before I could even dial the emergency number for my work, my boss phoned me to suggest that I stay home. What a dear sweet man! Safety first! As long as I send an email saying I am "working from home" I won't have to take a sick day to cover it.<br /><br />I have yet to attempt to drive in the snow because I feel that my California upbringing lacked the chapter on "Using Credit Cards to Scrape Windows, Farting as a Defrosting Mechanism, and Other Useful Snow Tips." On Sunday I attempted to drive up a very slight incline on a very slightly slushy road and slid backwards maybe 20 feet and it left me a little shaken. <br /><br />One thing, I need to start having kitty litter on hand at all times, because if you get stuck apparently:<br />1. Do not spin your wheels. This will only dig you in deeper.<br />2. Turn your wheels from side to side a few times to push snow out of the way.<br />3. Use a light touch on the gas, to ease your car out.<br />4. Pour sand, kitty litter, gravel or salt in the path of the wheels, to help get traction.<br /><br />I personally believe <a href="http://www.komonews.com/news/36371689.html">this KOMO5 news report</a> was generated specifically so that employees could send the link to their bosses and say "See? I better stay home!"<br /><br />It says "Traffic was completely stopped at times on parts of State Route 520 on the Eastside as snow covered the highway, and some drivers abandoned their cars and began to walk down the freeway." First of all, that's like the number one thing that WikiHow says NOT to do in inclement weather, since your car provides shelter and is much easier to find than your small frozen body. Secondly, most of 520 is a two lane highway, and a lot of it encompasses a bridge that floats on Lake Washington. You put just two abandoned cars there, and pretty much no one is going anywhere, unless they're driving a Duck. Lastly, between the credit crunch and the possibility of the Big 3 shutting down, I don't know where those people think they're going to get a new car if anything happens to their good old Hybrid Roadblock LX.<br /><br />Lucky for me, I live 5 blocks from 3 different price levels of groceries, so I'll be fine. The neighborhood record store, used book store and indie theater are also sounding attractive. I am wondering if Pike Place will be a mess today. Or there's always the monorail to the mall.<br /><br />Nicole sent me <a href="http://idisk.mac.com/olneyce/Public/snowingseattle.mp3">this song</a> which she randomly found and thought might be appropriate, maybe as a snow shoveling soundtrack.<br /><br />Also from Nicole:<br />Is "working from home" what you kids call it now? Puts a new spin on "business time."Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-50119956148848758082008-12-17T14:38:00.000-08:002008-12-17T14:41:44.812-08:00I eat filet mignon and I'm nice and youngBest believe I'm number one<br />~ ~ ~<br /><br />Once every 12-18 months or so, Wieden + Kennedy starts a new school year with twelve talented people from all over the world who are brought to Portland as a sort of artist-in-residency-meets-postdoctoral advertising boot camp. My understanding of the very mysterious and prestigious little “experimental school” is that you function as interns but collaborate on everything as a group, and get to work on actual W+K clients as well as special projects.<br /><br />I would love to attend the program. I would love to soak in that creative whirlpool for a period of time and let it wash over me.<br /><br />In order to be considered, I have to apply to the program by sending in something that fits into a 9x12 envelope. The brief specifically is “surprise the shit out of us!” but I know from looking at the last round of submissions that made the cut last year that one thing that tied them all together, aside from creativity, was wit. I can’t just send crazy creative shit. I need to prove I’m clever-ish.<br /><br />The concept I like so far is:<br />“I like 40% of my ideas, and follow through o 20% of those. I hope by attending WK12 I can improve those numbers.”<br /><br />The execution therefore will consist of 100 ideas, 60 of which are creatively and humorously bad, 40 of which are worthwhile, and 8 of which I will need to actually execute.<br /><br />Bad ideas so far (and this should be easy, but it’s not):<br />Honey mustard cupcakes<br />Homeless chow<br /><br />Ideas I liked but never executed:<br />Breakfastar Galactica made of waffles with sausage landing bays<br />Pencil skirt actually made of pencils<br /><br />Ideas both liked and executed<br />Sending the mayor of Los Angeles elephant origami to ask him to send Billy the Elephant to a nature sancturary<br />Watercolor portrait cards of all my friends that hold matching earrings<br />Gun cookies, which we made for Andre for his birthday in March<br />My portfolio will maybe function as one “executed idea”<br /><br />Idea leads<br />Something to sell ads through non-traditional outlets<br />Rock opera about the Smurfs<br />Finger puppets that are regular puppets that hang from your fingers by strings<br />Crafty stuffs: tea cozies, arigumi and felting and embroidery.<br /><br />Or maybe it should be 100 ideas for what to send to WK12?<br /><br />!!!!<br /><br />Where are all my ideas?! I have more. Where are they?<br /><br />The benefit of working in a collaborative environment is that the sum is greater than the parts. Being in class and working with a partner has always made my ideas better. But in this I am completely alone.<br /><br />I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know. I’m scared and excited, but mostly scared. Being timid is part of my personality too. I can’t really be someone I’m not, but I do need to be the best version of myself. Generating ideas for idea’s sake is exhilarating, but with a deadline like this it is only nerve-wracking.<br /><br />Anyways, I do need to put pen to paper. When Andy flies out on Sunday I guess I’ll have the apartment to myself for the first time ever. I have to finish Twilight book one and make some presents, but mostly I need to actually work on this.<br /><br />~ ~ ~<br /><br />Yes, I am aware that this post makes no sense.Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-11328419942121301282008-12-17T14:33:00.000-08:002008-12-17T14:38:31.346-08:00SoloThis blog makes me sad because it was supposed to be joint, but clearly it’s just mine now. I sort of give up on sharing a blog with someone. It always ends badly.<br /><br />Another reason why it ends badly:<br />andy: this is still my favorite youtube video of all time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3mw49mk_x0<br />me: You love the 70s<br />andy: sure. why notBethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-53579991043704200292008-11-06T11:24:00.000-08:002008-11-06T11:28:05.531-08:00Profundityme: It's bad news when the dictionary keeps defining all the words you don't know with other words you don't know.<br />me: Recondite: Not easily understood; abstruse. Abstruse: Difficult to understand; recondite.<br />me: I hate you TheFreeDictionary.com. I should just get a paper dictionary.<br />ben: haha. when dictionaries become relational databasesBethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-24021911937973714262008-10-23T01:24:00.000-07:002008-10-23T01:29:14.915-07:00Don Quixote was a steel driving manBeth: It's 1234<br />Ben: What?<br />Beth: Andy likes to point out when it's 12:34. You know. 1234. He also likes to point out 1:23. He just pokes his head in and goes "1234!"<br />Ben: You've found yourself your own little Michael Cera.<br />Beth: I know, I totally have.<br /><br />Squinched up your face and did a dance<br />You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants<br />I don't see what anyone can see,<br />In anyone else but youBethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-73035743804584123272008-10-20T22:28:00.000-07:002008-10-20T22:38:15.471-07:00The Camera AddsThere is nothing more challenging to ones ego than having to do photo searches on a stock photo website. Other than I guess going to a photoshoot with a bunch of hot models. But it's surprising the things that come up on Veer or Getty when you look for something like "plus size" "middle age" "overweight."Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-6668953155864225932008-10-18T00:09:00.000-07:002008-10-18T00:19:45.902-07:00what do i believe, exactly?I haven't blogged in a million years, and I'm not about to start now. Given how little attention I've been paying this blog, the reader will hardly believe me when I say it is my new goal to write and submit an essay for NPR's "This I believe" series. But it's my new life aspiration, and having just accomplished two major goals: Getting a full time job in Seattle, and getting into CMYK Magazine; I think I can accomplish this one too. Doesn't mean I'll get picked, but at least it gives me sort of an interesting writing prompt. Like college essay writing. I don't think it's ever a bad thing to get clarity on what you believe.Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-26203848249724424142008-07-29T21:51:00.000-07:002008-07-29T22:07:42.938-07:00Swarley's Birthday RecapI feel like I should blog my birthday weekend in LA, but part of me wonders what for, since everyone who reads this was there. Partially I also feel sort of like I should adopt a Vegas attitude towards it, and let what happened there stay there.<br /><br />It was definitely one crazy weekend. I think compared to an average weekend for my wild LA friends it was actually pretty normal, but to us converted Pacific Northwesterners it seemed like a lot. The short list of events includes a studio tour of Sony, hamburgers at Father's Office, karaoke and a lot of free alcohol at Rosen, fish tacos at Wahoos, Batman on IMAX at the Bridge, margatinis at Mexicali Cantina, laser tag at Ultrazone, breasts galore at V Lounge, food stealing at Google, sore feet at Glow at the pier, marshmallow ice cream and kittens at Cyndi's place, economic stimulus checks & hugs with my parents, barbecue & edible hedgehogs at the Wilshire Restaurant, victorious Ben & Beth in Imaginiff, tears at the airport, and sleeping all day Monday.<br /><br />The first time I went back to visit LA in May I felt kind of disillusioned by it. I had missed it so much, and then there it was in real life, and it was not as shiny and magical as I had remembered it in my homesick daydreams. It was dirty, and grey with concrete, which is not the same thing as grey with rain, because rain goes away. It was colorful in a harsh way, warm in a cold way, and vivid in a deadened way. And I felt like a slobbery puppy who is overly thrilled to see her owners at the end of the busy work day. I was moved to tears at the sight of my friends, and they in turn seemed surprised to see me. "Weren't you supposed to move to Seattle? What are you doing here?"<br /><br />I guess in light of that, it was kind of weird to elect to go back again so soon, but the thought of spending my birthday in Seattle seemed sad. By June I was missing LA again and ready to go back. But by July I finally began to hit my stride in Seattle too. Probably right around the time the sun came out.<br /><br />I don't think I'm alone in that respect. All of Seattle seems to come to life around June 30. Outdoor cinemas pop up in every corner and project onto every flat surface in the city. I could spend the entire summer watching <i>Hot Fuzz</i> and <i>Juno</i> over and over for free. The baby farmers markets fill in the rest of the urban space not covered by ourdoor cinemas, and in between those weave all manner of parades and street fairs: Pride Parade, Solstice Parade, Seafair Parade. Seafood Festival, Folklife Festival, Beer Festival. Everybody who's ever made anything out of felt or glass or silkscreen is out selling their wares. Quick. Before the rain starts up again. It's not an abnormal amount of culture for a city this size, but it's an abnormal amount of culture for a season this short.<br /><br />And then there's the mountains. And the rivers. And the oceans white with foam. You can climb, ride, kayak and fish in all of them. Everyone is in good spirits and it seems easier to make friends. The Seattle Thaw you might call it. Endless beauty and sipping wine from a pouch will make you fast friends. Something about being locked up in a tent with yourselves and your hiking socks bonds you together. It's the next best thing to a summer of intensive military-sci-fi geekery for discovering accord in your souls. Almost as good an ambrosia as touching toes in a bed in a free suite that looks out over the Bellagio fountain, giggling after a drunken night making out with strangers.<br /><br />Not that that ever happened.<br /><br />For my birthday, I thought it would be a fun social experiment to take my new friends in Seattle, combine them with my old friends in LA, douse them with alcohol, shake them, and then expose to Glow. Actually, I just selfishly thought it would be a nice way to make up for two seasons of loneliness by overloading on wonderful companionship for 72 hours straight. Nothing in moderation when you're two years away from 30-year-old doomed adultdom.<br /><br />There were some standout moments:<br />Ben & Dorina performing a knockout duet of <i>Come What May</i>; I sort of stood there watching with a glass of soju and hated them both for being so damn talented and hot. It was wonderful to see Courtney burst onto the scene in her blue dress, all fresh and bright and delicious like blueberry pie. I treasure the few moments of one-on-one that I had with people at dinner and wherever else we could spare them. I loved watching Benji dance DDR, exchanging numerous amused looks with Spaznik, and laughing at Andrea's little witticism during Imaginiff. Although I use to argue that movie-watching is not a good bonding experience, it made me very happy to sit in the IMAX surrounded by my favorite movie buffs close enough to overhear their gasps and quips. And I don't know what it is about Andy and Allen and Jana, but they have the ability to make even the most mundane activities like mini-golf and Battleship seem like epic adventures.<br /><br />All in all it was a seriously memorable birthday. I loved it, and with the wisdom that can only come from someone embarking on her 29th year of life, I can say that I wouldn't have changed a single thing or person or detail, because all of it was precious.<br /><br />I am most of all grateful to Jean for hosting us and coming up with the idea to begin with. And for being one of the people I feel the most missed by. I have so many things I need to thank Jean for. I wanna end this sentence with a proposition too to. I'm sure I should be thanking her for concrete things like loaning me her car, driving us to the airport at 5am, lending us her towels, letting us hook up on her sheets (kidding!), inviting people, keeping us fed and inebriated, and planning and coordinating the whole ordeal. And of course Dorina for co-hosting us (and by that token Brennan as well), and Ben for everything and He Knows What. But really, the thing I am most grateful to Jean for is just the simple fact that she wanted me there. That she wanted to see me, and Andy, and that she is someone who will always be glad to see me. We had a great time, and we always have a great time with Jean, and hopefully many more to come, including Thanksgiving Birthday Cake – Now With More Turkey!Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-1601060967660123162008-07-29T01:28:00.000-07:002008-07-29T01:30:37.116-07:00Cooking with BethBeth: I made the chicken with red wine because you refuse to throw it away. Let that be a lesson. If you don't throw it away, I'll feel compelled to cook with it.<br />Andy: That's why I always flush.Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-62000085208248889562008-07-23T23:00:00.000-07:002008-07-23T23:38:48.607-07:00The Budos Band - Live at the Nectar Lounge<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';">This is a tad over-due, but back on June 27th, Seattle was treated with a visit from the Budos Band. I was quite excited (pretty sure Beth was too). Over the past year and a half I've become quite a fan of their brand of afro-soul/funk and wasn't going to pass up a great oppo</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">rtunity to finally check them out live. And thanks to the wonders of Beth's Canon Powe</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">rShot SD1000 Digi Efph, you can too.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><br /><br />The Budos Band - "Scorpion"</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';"><br /></span><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dFx0I8rdLYk"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dFx0I8rdLYk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed> </object></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">"Black Venom"</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lMae2KZYt1A"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lMae2KZYt1A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed> </object></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">"Unbroken, Unshaken"</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VjKKLN5hc74"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VjKKLN5hc74" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed> </object></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">"Aynotchesh Yererfu"</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/59mw0lyHJPg"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/59mw0lyHJPg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed> </object><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms';">We were quite lucky to snag the seats we had. Front and center on the balcony with a comfy place to eat too. It was a great night and I felt very lucky to be able to share it with Beth and Andre.</span></div>bendyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17326646847986352339noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-65995791025239289312008-07-11T15:19:00.000-07:002008-07-11T16:36:25.301-07:00Senseless Acts of Beauty<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3092/2624294000_039059ff13_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3092/2624294000_039059ff13_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />So before there were camping and hiking in the Olympic Peninsula, there were beer and circus acts at <a href="http://www.artopiaseattle.com/">Artopia</a>. The event was a free street fair and arts exhibit showing emerging talent in dance, theater, art and music. You kind of just showed up in the area and walked around, and art just kind of happened to you. There was life-drawing in the comic book store, interpretive dance in the molding bottling plant, music in the parking lot, interactive cello performance in the warehouse, power-tool racing in the alley, and beer and wine everywhere.<br /><br />I think that wandering the dusty streets and alleyways of Georgetown in sweltering heat and encountering random displays of theater and art reinforced our appreciation for each other's companionship. Artopia was such a free-form experience, you had to be in the mind-set to enjoy it openly, which I think is something I tend to forget in the daily grind to rush places, meet deadlines, procure parking, pay bills, clean house, and find my place in the grown up world.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3034/2623448331_623e656c6d_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3034/2623448331_623e656c6d_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Eff 'em Danno!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3087/2623452251_69d89f9350_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3087/2623452251_69d89f9350_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Fantagraphics Comic Book Store<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/2624278470_888f3fb7e4_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/2624278470_888f3fb7e4_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Flowers in the vending machine graveyard<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3262/2624280860_b3cf123561_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3262/2624280860_b3cf123561_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Cello<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3169/2624291586_c5e3863da9_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3169/2624291586_c5e3863da9_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>A serving of "Scumbo" I was handed as a promotion for a play being performed later that evening (actually just lime jello)<br /><br />Probably my favorite part was the dancing in the old brew house, because the building was so gorgeous with the yellows and greens and all the lovely textures from the rust and mold and peeling paint. We happened to walk in just as the dance was beginning, and the dancers would move about the structure while the crowd kind of angled itself around to watch and maintain the "stage." There were a couple times where I found myself so enthralled by the building that I would be stuck in the middle of the dance space because the whole crowd had left me alone and the dancers were spinning around me. Truly magical.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3118/2623461919_1afaca6297_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3118/2623461919_1afaca6297_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Peeling ceiling of the old brewery house<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3234/2624284236_4f721990be_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3234/2624284236_4f721990be_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Beautiful rusty stairs<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3039/2623464611_1cfd562215_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3039/2623464611_1cfd562215_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Members of <a href="http://www.bqdance.com">BQ Dance</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3153/2624290146_f0a0fd5590_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3153/2624290146_f0a0fd5590_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>More dancersBethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-78457748209749868002008-07-09T00:01:00.000-07:002008-07-09T00:08:26.311-07:00Dream BigBeth: What are you gonna do when you're older and richer and you have a nicer car?<br />Andy: I'm not gonna get rid of the El Tribudanté<br />Beth: Ok, but you'll be able to trade up for a big busty girl.<br />Andy: But we'll have the money, we'll treat you like the starter kit. Then we'll get some lip injections, hair extensions, rhinoplasty, shave off your eyebrows just to be weird... and then we'll get some rocket launcher boobs.<br />[A few seconds later]<br />Andy: No. I don't want you to change. Well maybe the rocket launcher boobs...Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-83186295269011765862008-07-08T22:21:00.000-07:002008-07-08T22:43:22.259-07:00Nothing Comes from NothingI always thought this song from the <i>Sound of Music</i> was kind of interesting... maybe because I think of myself as a Maria, twirling on a mountain top and causing mischief, getting kicked out of the convent. I guess it says something about my perception of myself as a child, and maybe I'll come to terms someday with being that bad willful kid who never did what she was supposed to do. In the meantime, I think that this sums up how how I feel about Andyroo sometimes:<br /><br />Perhaps I had a wicked childhood,<br />perhaps I had a miserable youth<br />But somewhere in my wicked, miserable past,<br />there must have been a moment of truth<br /><br />For here you are standing there loving me,<br />whether or not you should<br />So somewhere in my youth or childhood,<br />I must have done something good<br /><br />~~~<br />For 4th of July weekend we went camping on the Olympic Peninsula with Andre and our new BFF Nicole. We literally said "Hey let's go camping!" on Tuesday, bought a map on Wednesday, bought a tent on Thursday, bought beer and wine in a box on Friday, and hopped in the car on Saturday. I love that I live in a place where I can do that, and that I'm friends with people who would think it was a good idea, because I grew up in a family where we always said "We should go to fill-in-the-blank" but never did. <br /><br />We saw this ridiculous crystal clear lake where you could see the bottom, and huge sequoia and spruce trees, and parts of Mt. Olympus, and deer and grouse and banana slugs, and walked under these crazy moss trees, and had a guided tour of the tide pools. I feel like a little kid telling the story: "And then... and then... and then.." But it was just endless beauty all around. It was my first camping experience ever and I got to sleep on the beach in a tent with my boyfriend in the only rainforest in the continental US while leftover fireworks were going off on the Indian reservation.<br /><br />Camping is so cool! I wanna camp all the time! Hiking and fishing and taking pictures and smelling bad and eating beef jerky and telling stories and seeing beautiful things.<br /><br />Anyways, it'll be a bit before I upload all 200 of my photos from the trip and 4th of July, but here's my favorite of Andy and Andre:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjKAiWUN9rvQOiJCT2em3UWBmHXyXG4UKwmEROpnL9-Tke1AHF8Bw9jMjniR5EWnswzUYL6r3az9iS3Nm37kipd3-2Ycgc1rw4Bzt1RZefXXKCDpO19L4zlpbx3iZGuxNVAB-SQN_m3w1P/s1600-h/ateam.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjKAiWUN9rvQOiJCT2em3UWBmHXyXG4UKwmEROpnL9-Tke1AHF8Bw9jMjniR5EWnswzUYL6r3az9iS3Nm37kipd3-2Ycgc1rw4Bzt1RZefXXKCDpO19L4zlpbx3iZGuxNVAB-SQN_m3w1P/s400/ateam.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220885279682194722" /></a>Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-82678415922093507352008-06-30T11:52:00.003-07:002008-07-03T15:16:47.566-07:00too big? or perhaps too small?jean: i found the PERFECT bday cake for you<br />me: YAY! does it have whales or squirrels or penises on it?<br />jean: umm.. no. those have all been done<br />me: what about whale penises?<br />jean: i'm not eating that cakeBethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-51586942434248457482008-06-30T11:52:00.002-07:002008-07-01T17:37:07.339-07:00With Nonfat Vanilla Soy!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-graphs-californians.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-graphs-californians.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />ben: http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-graphs-californians.gif<br />me: so true! i do live in coffee!!!Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-47805235221650255122008-06-30T11:52:00.001-07:002008-07-01T16:27:32.077-07:00At Trader Joe's the Only Thing in My Salmon is Red Food Coloringben: yesterday i went to the new ralphs in downtown la. man it's so nice. so urban.<br />me: that's what i like in my grocery stores.<br />ben: shush<br />me: i like a little cement in my cherry tomatoes. real grit in my grits<br />ben: inside it was a very nice upscale ralphs. but around it was urban<br />me: perhaps a dime bag of cocaine in my salmon filet<br />ben: a dime bag of cocaine?<br />me: isn't that what they put cocaine in?<br />ben: i think you need to check your drug prices<br />me: i'm not urban enough to shop at your ralphs apparently. i guess i better stick with trader joesBethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-68549762202752767762008-06-30T11:52:00.000-07:002008-07-01T17:25:37.698-07:00Whatever is dreamed on this night...... will come to pass. - <i>A Midsummer Night's Dream</i><br /><br />A couple weekends ago we attended the Fremont Solstice Parade, primarily because of the promise of naked bicyclists. I feel ashamed to admit that, but I suppose it's the truth. It's how people have been telling each other about the parade for as long as it's existed: "They have naked people on bicycles!" That's how they get you.<br /><br />We met up with our friends Mileni and Alec, who have a lovely condo in Fremont and had been reserving a primo spot downtown since 10am. Around 11, a giant crew of naked cyclists came by in a rainbow array of body paint with themed "costumes." They would wave as they went by, then turn around at the end of the street and come by again. I thought that was it. I was kind of shocked that so many people were around to see a crew of naked bicyclists, but then not so much. That's why I was there, right?<br /><br />The rest of the parade then came as kind of a bonus. A huge huge cherry on top of an ice cream sundae which had been served on a naked person's butt, on a unicycle. (I'm wondering why that didn't actually appear in the parade. Next year maybe...) I think the thing that most impressed me, aside from the great use of papier maché, was the creativity in the concepts. It inspired me to want to think of a way to participate next year. <br /><br />My current idea: To go as a "Singing Telegram." Four people could dress as a barbershop quartet, maybe carrying balloons and using a tuner to tune. A few more could just go as mail, with envelopes and hearts stuck to them. One person would be dressed as a postman and chase everyone else. We would all sing "Hey Mr. Postman" and run around.<br /><br />Who's in?!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3039/2619227630_df6e9b3424_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3039/2619227630_df6e9b3424_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>The tail end of the naked bicyclists<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3140/2618455669_bd7953133e_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3140/2618455669_bd7953133e_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>The Flying Spaghetti Monster<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3033/2618498403_40e8b4f49c_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3033/2618498403_40e8b4f49c_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Making a Sandwich<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/2619335576_8ea7e5db01_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/2619335576_8ea7e5db01_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Five Little Monkeys Jumping on a Bed<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3098/2619364084_dc94a35e09_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3098/2619364084_dc94a35e09_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Wind Up Toy Doll Girls<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3022/2619297308_5f55a9a274_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3022/2619297308_5f55a9a274_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>The Ridiculously Pink Mob of Bellydancers<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/2619348754_4bcc41990a_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3212/2619348754_4bcc41990a_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Dancing bakers and poodles from <a href="http://lucianeare.org/">Ooo La La</a><br /><br />After the parade, we walked down to gasworks park to hang out with the parade participants and hear live music. Most people were kind of just sitting out on the grass, intermingling naked with clothed, painted with papier machéd, drunk with high, and everything in between. The scene was very surreal, as is Gasworks Park itself, but it was a beautiful day and the smells from the food vendors were amazing. We retired to Mileni & Alec's for BBQ burgers and then went home to sleepy-sleep. I dreamed about blogging the event, and here we are.<br /><br />Less-blogger friendly photos can be found on <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/betheee/sets/72157605872351388/">my flickr</a>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3103/2619393306_0f2b865b48_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3103/2619393306_0f2b865b48_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Approaching Gasworks Park<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/2618576499_b2b5d7d15d_b.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/2618576499_b2b5d7d15d_b.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Graffiti artistsBethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-30092113658682760352008-06-26T00:56:00.000-07:002008-06-26T15:34:23.576-07:00Time For a New MeI read about this makeover site <a href="http://www.taaz.com/">Taaz</a> where you can actually get realistic looking haircut demos, so I thought I would give it a shot. There are about 50 different hairstyles to choose from plus each one has a half-dozen color variations and you can maneuver the style to fit your head shape or flip it. You can do makeup stuff too, but I don't really wear makeup. The hair looks astonishingly real. I've been debating a new look to help myself ease into my 30s, and these are my favorites:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-IuQWmm0hk0UyGNxJvzYcjWobmlhipQtlaO4rkL31uebVdWROi6SYeyM15msKJIIoRjRt7tE_HYAFw5xOuV1lAztfWwJ3_HOxv8gSGXByg7fMvttazLxonbKb7OXmRZKeTtbM5Gt4f9jT/s1600-h/Haircut_cutest.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-IuQWmm0hk0UyGNxJvzYcjWobmlhipQtlaO4rkL31uebVdWROi6SYeyM15msKJIIoRjRt7tE_HYAFw5xOuV1lAztfWwJ3_HOxv8gSGXByg7fMvttazLxonbKb7OXmRZKeTtbM5Gt4f9jT/s400/Haircut_cutest.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216096904678206082" /></a> My first choice<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7VO7p-UYTfWqgs0xSvVsJ7TkunAis0E3Cj2cVm5RC10EynuMIKh4z3aUIxZGGYMJ9o0c8q7yUz6QstzA8f7bZKHj2Ql5qZ0CRy224kQoHpZT7ATHj91xsYNCRMlvuOtDtHzQDtKKNhfF-/s1600-h/haircut_helmet.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7VO7p-UYTfWqgs0xSvVsJ7TkunAis0E3Cj2cVm5RC10EynuMIKh4z3aUIxZGGYMJ9o0c8q7yUz6QstzA8f7bZKHj2Ql5qZ0CRy224kQoHpZT7ATHj91xsYNCRMlvuOtDtHzQDtKKNhfF-/s400/haircut_helmet.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216096917563108002" /></a> Second choice<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLAHWnMoeSHKj3JeiP1l_i6Km3sXxfvrlpIGe-w0Ao0wUanRv0x5N33zr6vYFhIXw-gtdKN4ibAUUrWgGDpVhIxvnnyBlc6l_LikfVRwt7ceKG2AEWmLlTpeQk0OaEeFWsaNQKnMc3Hn2w/s1600-h/haircut_betterbob.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLAHWnMoeSHKj3JeiP1l_i6Km3sXxfvrlpIGe-w0Ao0wUanRv0x5N33zr6vYFhIXw-gtdKN4ibAUUrWgGDpVhIxvnnyBlc6l_LikfVRwt7ceKG2AEWmLlTpeQk0OaEeFWsaNQKnMc3Hn2w/s400/haircut_betterbob.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216096419346901554" /></a>If I decide to try something new<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEib6QKfTnMZhU3if1L1oD7DqhrC4Rc-13NM-pSKSZwzhFb79x8nN-FN3AiZSwYEUmHo2mQOe6qQVg4tyypB1KMpuBshKEGuGSTFrHbQWanJXL1HZr-JD4sCfWJnWg0aXLBtpiM5QGEBOHhp/s1600-h/haircut_boring.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEib6QKfTnMZhU3if1L1oD7DqhrC4Rc-13NM-pSKSZwzhFb79x8nN-FN3AiZSwYEUmHo2mQOe6qQVg4tyypB1KMpuBshKEGuGSTFrHbQWanJXL1HZr-JD4sCfWJnWg0aXLBtpiM5QGEBOHhp/s400/haircut_boring.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216096423641868882" /></a>Summer 2006 Beth<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigVFGFXWTdbVu0S4O4MOt2k5mkE4mNscogh1zKTy9ACJZPWNu_3UX17TxbLMhH6bdLPTBPdzmqN38iQ55jkVNYCobtyQ6yUDl_DjrB87r-GW6QuaVuHSrQWMUaVWUQtYWsYc834tjP_Jg_/s1600-h/haircut_boyish.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigVFGFXWTdbVu0S4O4MOt2k5mkE4mNscogh1zKTy9ACJZPWNu_3UX17TxbLMhH6bdLPTBPdzmqN38iQ55jkVNYCobtyQ6yUDl_DjrB87r-GW6QuaVuHSrQWMUaVWUQtYWsYc834tjP_Jg_/s400/haircut_boyish.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216096432231803490" /></a> Hipster Beth<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1VpvO0vcosdLrgujbgAZQLuAcSrNOHDoNuzbF3ypVwIssJLylQYqMTcAVNpTSe5Vgq5CLtzg_vuRLCL4Ihk9TTuiVkuSULV-8fw32ds0csg-jXIffZmFkWBE5HPqN7ddWTTznj_0geBPh/s1600-h/haircut_crazybangs.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1VpvO0vcosdLrgujbgAZQLuAcSrNOHDoNuzbF3ypVwIssJLylQYqMTcAVNpTSe5Vgq5CLtzg_vuRLCL4Ihk9TTuiVkuSULV-8fw32ds0csg-jXIffZmFkWBE5HPqN7ddWTTznj_0geBPh/s400/haircut_crazybangs.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216096436526770802" /></a> High Fashion Model Beth<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinmIgiD5nmUIMckQ84TUlhjYqMFYyJ9xM9Od16fGeGAFLzaKF6TO41kYAvXgrBygxa5sCttwRNyUxQW9k2f4QQ2vKlRRfmoArXEAEoUx0m2oles1WsJ8ibpS4w0992-aMG0bspzQvoMbrZ/s1600-h/haircut_blondie.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinmIgiD5nmUIMckQ84TUlhjYqMFYyJ9xM9Od16fGeGAFLzaKF6TO41kYAvXgrBygxa5sCttwRNyUxQW9k2f4QQ2vKlRRfmoArXEAEoUx0m2oles1WsJ8ibpS4w0992-aMG0bspzQvoMbrZ/s400/haircut_blondie.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216096423641868866" /></a>Japanese Pop Star Beth<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHJrprrAQJDh1a70E20Rg1I34nc-m7tLTLTe7My9TYOksdxJizMWOwEypZozyyhzY91rF_Av9-J3QlpUkVJaHZ-e1lu-wvg3Na1HE9RJ7I8-9OrCzMHeHk5ztKRSuBFneJ5A6N5m3pCyti/s1600-h/haircut_short.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHJrprrAQJDh1a70E20Rg1I34nc-m7tLTLTe7My9TYOksdxJizMWOwEypZozyyhzY91rF_Av9-J3QlpUkVJaHZ-e1lu-wvg3Na1HE9RJ7I8-9OrCzMHeHk5ztKRSuBFneJ5A6N5m3pCyti/s400/haircut_short.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216096926153042626" /></a>My mom Beth<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqR2xTjZqP3wGv5yKVi6kk890ajjR4o4YjRy7IkI0_8ait5W5DWaKT3MOxctqXIMiTLOMAPNKJphxqccf577phAHTOUopYY2lQsAc8Zd14XWtq20ZyfT2cA0vxIEi4ItRr2WV9rZb-FQZW/s1600-h/P6b1189b6c7911a10a9ca1cb787b15871_57572471.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqR2xTjZqP3wGv5yKVi6kk890ajjR4o4YjRy7IkI0_8ait5W5DWaKT3MOxctqXIMiTLOMAPNKJphxqccf577phAHTOUopYY2lQsAc8Zd14XWtq20ZyfT2cA0vxIEi4ItRr2WV9rZb-FQZW/s400/P6b1189b6c7911a10a9ca1cb787b15871_57572471.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216096921858075314" /></a>How was prom Beth<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEAftUZaIeXB7NZ0mm_KUWphp59tI5ExyvUcUYfF6X4Ghd7E_s6H0zlYqDOR6yYCc-SCo1YM3uXnhv-e1hJIcSVPfp0heCnP9odd8opYlhX6ZBEGhctv6ZP8clyOtU7eTZy4YE9xQo4Cca/s1600-h/haircut_fro.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEAftUZaIeXB7NZ0mm_KUWphp59tI5ExyvUcUYfF6X4Ghd7E_s6H0zlYqDOR6yYCc-SCo1YM3uXnhv-e1hJIcSVPfp0heCnP9odd8opYlhX6ZBEGhctv6ZP8clyOtU7eTZy4YE9xQo4Cca/s400/haircut_fro.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216096908973173394" /></a>BetheequaBethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-32245507468685476802008-06-26T00:20:00.001-07:002008-06-26T00:56:15.333-07:00Five Dollar SteakA couple days a go I was cramming for my final homework for class, so Andy decided to cook dinner from a recipe. The recipe came from a book called "The Best 1001 Short Easy Recipes" and it was chicken made from a can of lemonade concentrate. You basically marinate the chicken in lemonade concentrate and soy sauce and then bake it for 45 minutes. I was a bit dubious, but grateful to be getting fed.<br /><br />The recipe is called Lemonade Chicken, and it was indeed Short and Easy. I am not used to all this truthfulness from my cookbooks. I am used to Martha Stewart trying to tell me I can make my own buttercream frosting by churning my own butter, or Rachel Ray trying to tell me that she makes all her food in 30 minutes for $40. But Lemonade Chicken was the most delicious chicken ever, so much that Andy and I are quitting our jobs and opening a Lemonade Chicken stand.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSD-jOX1jkXetUOHya-QYpYwcSKHstSg2uC97A5g1O18BuurkF2_J_bRGoJaACFKt_6bktDbAr7IWH9V8ccMA-R91FbaXyOo8J7wG5PzmCryCrA9-QvgCm9wtPWjIqaoAIXMtTQKhJZ3R9/s1600-h/lemonade.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSD-jOX1jkXetUOHya-QYpYwcSKHstSg2uC97A5g1O18BuurkF2_J_bRGoJaACFKt_6bktDbAr7IWH9V8ccMA-R91FbaXyOo8J7wG5PzmCryCrA9-QvgCm9wtPWjIqaoAIXMtTQKhJZ3R9/s400/lemonade.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216095087907039762" /></a>When life gives you lemonade concentrate...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxd8h7gcs8xmOBA3pWLIRfFdvVaEZn4XOLPUyW-yenfsVc0hCPaLPVp02L-c6RuEY8SpMxOMuL8gFnnVdhiowPEye9a8EKAIPDLAgtmjWF5732mHUdj7WAVN3DmHKuOZciC6il-R3IM-UO/s1600-h/lemonadechicken.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxd8h7gcs8xmOBA3pWLIRfFdvVaEZn4XOLPUyW-yenfsVc0hCPaLPVp02L-c6RuEY8SpMxOMuL8gFnnVdhiowPEye9a8EKAIPDLAgtmjWF5732mHUdj7WAVN3DmHKuOZciC6il-R3IM-UO/s400/lemonadechicken.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216095100791941666" /></a>...make chicken<br /><br />~~~<br />I was mentioning to Ben that I was slightly disappointed that I only had 6 or 7 responses to my birthday dinner email, so he sent me this lovely tidbit, and I thought it needed to be posted for everyone's enjoyment:<br /><br />Dear Beth,<br />I am very excited for this event. I will be there absolutely without a doubt 100% confirmed yes for sure. I've created a little advent calendar filled with chocolate sculptures of you to help countdown the days until this occasion.<br /><br />Also, I hope this place has a gigantic $50 steak to make bets on, cause that tradition needs to continue.<br />Love always,<br />Benjamin Scott Ackerman, Esquire<br /><br />~~~<br />Tonight was the single day between my last batch of Portfolio classwork and my Flash class which starts tomorrow, so to celebrate Andy and I went down to REI and checked out bikes, and had dinner in South Lake Union at the <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/southlake-grill-seattle">Southlake Grill</a>. We were walking around near REI and I noticed a sign that said "Wednesday is $5 Steak Night!" and it was a done deal. It was only a 6oz steak served with bleu cheese and fries, but that's actually about the size of my fist, and therefore probably a good sized serving for me. No winning $50 steak bets for Beth.<br /><br />I am not fond of South Lake Union. It reminds me a lot of Bellvue, which in turn reminds me a lot of LA. I love LA, but I'm talking about the bad parts of LA. Maybe more like the OC. I dunno. Every guy in the Southlake Grill was wearing some sort of buttondown polo or striped shirt, and every woman was wearing some generic patterned dress with a leather purse that could have been real leather or could have been from Ross. Everyone was in their 30s and seemed really generic, like they belonged in a real estate ad. I guess South Lake Union basically <i>is</i> a real estate ad. But it's like they saw the ads and were like, "Hmm, I need a Labrador and some slacks, pronto. Now, where did I put my martini?"<br /><br />At REI (and also at Target actually, and probably most sporting good stores) they have tiny scale models of tents. They also have regular sized tents, which confuses me, but I like to put the tiny tents inside the big ones. The tiny tents make me happy, and so we always have to go see them. Someday I hope that if I get proposed to, my engagement ring will be in a tiny tent. Then when I get married, I hope it's in a tiny tent, and when I conceive my firstborn child it will hopefully also be in a tiny tent. Later, I will put my child in the tiny tent, mainly because they seem like a good way to keep a baby ventilated but confined. And when I die, I want my funeral to be in a tiny tent, and a tiny tent placed over my tombstone. To keep the rain off.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjkpZvUMg3iLCd4FITxJs8Mlj3K4G6UJBFont1koBZ9AJOWtyHA70S83umBRPzinq6eA88kwF4zKDko9wUm8uh6qt01ioRPw2-YbHd6tS1fQUKn-cUPfjTtL3oAHvpoNItqhAJ2alsq_ET/s1600-h/tinytent.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjkpZvUMg3iLCd4FITxJs8Mlj3K4G6UJBFont1koBZ9AJOWtyHA70S83umBRPzinq6eA88kwF4zKDko9wUm8uh6qt01ioRPw2-YbHd6tS1fQUKn-cUPfjTtL3oAHvpoNItqhAJ2alsq_ET/s400/tinytent.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5216091540264053250" /></a>Bethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1419006177157615877.post-59834230400940617242008-06-22T00:55:00.000-07:002008-06-22T02:07:22.342-07:00The Story of Fifi the LoofahSometime in May, a little baby loofah named Fifi was left behind in Seattle. We're not sure who the negligent parent is... Beth bets on Nicole, although it seems unlike Nicole to leave something behind. Andy think it was Jean, but I think it's because he likes to imagine Jean showering. I dunno. It could be Emily or Kim or Andrea. Even though Ben stayed at a hotel, he's not completely off the hook.<br /><br />Poor little Fifi had some abandonment issues in the very beginning, and it was hard for her to get used to life in Seattle. She is such a tiny little loofah, alone in a strange new place with strange new friends. But she has been quite brave... and she's doing better, although she would be happy to travel home to LA if someone wants to claim her.<br /><br />Here is her story:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8Fzl8BHRohnk5RYYKflrAy3VNSEiurG_7Wh2sG_5muuJeGAcog3qWNeM13nDT8yjeJmSIx7ZYnswr8dfpGafrltxx9k87N7BE8MWzSCAGXEizQfGiC3yyMqO-3AQfda3yRaR2U13DqVH6/s1600-h/fifi_ledge.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8Fzl8BHRohnk5RYYKflrAy3VNSEiurG_7Wh2sG_5muuJeGAcog3qWNeM13nDT8yjeJmSIx7ZYnswr8dfpGafrltxx9k87N7BE8MWzSCAGXEizQfGiC3yyMqO-3AQfda3yRaR2U13DqVH6/s400/fifi_ledge.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214611936915482978" /></a>Fifi feels sad and abandoned in Seattle.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigHhHthf8OiOrsmvSyKIoNwR46GeESkXRJTj6NJkOf1hj_YOaezwJ1WMxvQRMpLkbCnQnOUUq3hiV9wtNoNeZVNNgaI7npn7Dp-6o9Lq8UTZItqnPCCCypan-jmFkrXwY74ibv64X9etHm/s1600-h/fifi_planter.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigHhHthf8OiOrsmvSyKIoNwR46GeESkXRJTj6NJkOf1hj_YOaezwJ1WMxvQRMpLkbCnQnOUUq3hiV9wtNoNeZVNNgaI7npn7Dp-6o9Lq8UTZItqnPCCCypan-jmFkrXwY74ibv64X9etHm/s400/fifi_planter.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214612353527310738" /></a>Fifi attempts to make friends but finds it can sometimes be difficult to connect with strangers. Perhaps it's the Seattle Freeze?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3YXFiHqHBoE27JyDRKHEptEpBkLuh9w1TgSwynhSnG0Fpb4W7ep7WyLfyFULCYX3PMJQe_qfeCLQRPKqNnAKJHGgv92Yxnca2bIc2gMMO3TARoQGafPH3MVI8uYQ2y9J_CIyoRRHoJfDJ/s1600-h/fifi_ledge2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3YXFiHqHBoE27JyDRKHEptEpBkLuh9w1TgSwynhSnG0Fpb4W7ep7WyLfyFULCYX3PMJQe_qfeCLQRPKqNnAKJHGgv92Yxnca2bIc2gMMO3TARoQGafPH3MVI8uYQ2y9J_CIyoRRHoJfDJ/s400/fifi_ledge2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214611936915482994" /></a>Disheartened, Fifi contemplates ending it all... Don't do it Fifi!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTF99_v_4xKCT3G6HmVwhyphenhyphenM6lK-ThRL4tLPG1mQZWMcfQzlNr79oTt_vZMQeHd2nmloz3znQdpoYynGtgsxyfPXIuPAIwdrROUdZu1Sxnvaq8YMi-uHKDlyKMSHljfhMghL_ZiBaDGx5bN/s1600-h/fifi_lap.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTF99_v_4xKCT3G6HmVwhyphenhyphenM6lK-ThRL4tLPG1mQZWMcfQzlNr79oTt_vZMQeHd2nmloz3znQdpoYynGtgsxyfPXIuPAIwdrROUdZu1Sxnvaq8YMi-uHKDlyKMSHljfhMghL_ZiBaDGx5bN/s400/fifi_lap.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214611932620515666" /></a>Beth tries to comfort Fifi and help her adjust to her new life in Seattle.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1oe0N47gTAEW0imfwWg9eaKQZFBnzzedmyPCopBCOLkts-nxRmUucXBHPdkidWupr55q7AStwLF7Mt63_EkRgFMVDxMSbBqwPBgEHJIgDj8mTxA8bw2XO8Ey66q-aaANacHJJW_pvxhnT/s1600-h/fifi_dinner.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1oe0N47gTAEW0imfwWg9eaKQZFBnzzedmyPCopBCOLkts-nxRmUucXBHPdkidWupr55q7AStwLF7Mt63_EkRgFMVDxMSbBqwPBgEHJIgDj8mTxA8bw2XO8Ey66q-aaANacHJJW_pvxhnT/s400/fifi_dinner.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214611919735613746" /></a>She invites Fifi to join the family for supper... Fifi uses a booster pillow at the dinner table.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwWqMJLXfHLs-8kQYAxgHu77PJaN8TOZr4tJOp7sO6c1eOkKVrz6TW1dEQE4qudfs4Q5UyMDIqjsD2fDfqVFBUUDxG4OnLK_WtdFZBxd15whMXy6wMGS_6s4f46Barr6X4bnaKAOwF3h40/s1600-h/fifi_lick.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwWqMJLXfHLs-8kQYAxgHu77PJaN8TOZr4tJOp7sO6c1eOkKVrz6TW1dEQE4qudfs4Q5UyMDIqjsD2fDfqVFBUUDxG4OnLK_WtdFZBxd15whMXy6wMGS_6s4f46Barr6X4bnaKAOwF3h40/s400/fifi_lick.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214612349232343426" /></a>Fifi licks her plate clean.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX_3wqlgx-pW8D49twjUax2rCrIwzaFt0zQIvn3LShkYPjxsZm5WhMxLHMaiPN3sR_GyO0AGE4wEb2TRwNknwg5sXv7O22KrTICnW2yHjYN-oznjXpp6crhoNxxj_QF9hp0HoS6xx_HlzK/s1600-h/fifi_yum.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhX_3wqlgx-pW8D49twjUax2rCrIwzaFt0zQIvn3LShkYPjxsZm5WhMxLHMaiPN3sR_GyO0AGE4wEb2TRwNknwg5sXv7O22KrTICnW2yHjYN-oznjXpp6crhoNxxj_QF9hp0HoS6xx_HlzK/s400/fifi_yum.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214612362117245378" /></a>Beth thinks Fifi might be tasty... although, perhaps a little spongy?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQiXJN_ahtPcSXAvp80_q53e8XFyIgLGpsiz4SvQ1c9kkcqtKF7rpOOj7mhNzPFs4lb3v_VYGkKX_JmeEIe7v1u-Mtq4DCjkMEECG9oJ7jXuRn3Agl-DfCFn-rbXyAkAPu8LIFeTmcTCAd/s1600-h/fifi_kiss.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQiXJN_ahtPcSXAvp80_q53e8XFyIgLGpsiz4SvQ1c9kkcqtKF7rpOOj7mhNzPFs4lb3v_VYGkKX_JmeEIe7v1u-Mtq4DCjkMEECG9oJ7jXuRn3Agl-DfCFn-rbXyAkAPu8LIFeTmcTCAd/s400/fifi_kiss.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214611928325548354" /></a>Just kidding Fifi! I would never have you for a snack!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf62kMr3ars8JNuae84nI7B9pfJomK15UBb5S4tYZmIPspXfKoMQRK2Qs_hzdwkC7j96bin1Exqo1Y5I9_kpQudiiWnOVv1ZL7U5ZpDY8Jd8XYgIxKYSheCxKPIpcFNckJmToCqPLNIY5i/s1600-h/fifi_scrabble.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf62kMr3ars8JNuae84nI7B9pfJomK15UBb5S4tYZmIPspXfKoMQRK2Qs_hzdwkC7j96bin1Exqo1Y5I9_kpQudiiWnOVv1ZL7U5ZpDY8Jd8XYgIxKYSheCxKPIpcFNckJmToCqPLNIY5i/s400/fifi_scrabble.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214612357822278050" /></a>Fifi aims to get the triple word score.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVA_VakvsXRMiZBHttKHPNIS6Rv3T6l2nG3znuwwoRPcvNJ-g7vO515Z1xcSedxUI9SqZq1A0cGjRocs6ixKqMX8BPCk1paEK7em-AhNcGxwUXe79N7O_6baZhxRibUfQsBr3VzenqG5Qj/s1600-h/fifi_tv.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVA_VakvsXRMiZBHttKHPNIS6Rv3T6l2nG3znuwwoRPcvNJ-g7vO515Z1xcSedxUI9SqZq1A0cGjRocs6ixKqMX8BPCk1paEK7em-AhNcGxwUXe79N7O_6baZhxRibUfQsBr3VzenqG5Qj/s400/fifi_tv.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214612362117245362" /></a>Fifi enjoys trashy television. Notice the wagging tail...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuDTjU2izovIdyQ1FZ0nhcrE2A_X4ar3fxAtM8PPTo2mq_KcusKUXCqX-jUPwAQ5QHBd8YtGdaL-kwi8gywqENx28XRBb5gu8ErUMYNqNGPblQvD_q20w9tDsW2vor358qvig9UoJr_TcT/s1600-h/fifi_family.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuDTjU2izovIdyQ1FZ0nhcrE2A_X4ar3fxAtM8PPTo2mq_KcusKUXCqX-jUPwAQ5QHBd8YtGdaL-kwi8gywqENx28XRBb5gu8ErUMYNqNGPblQvD_q20w9tDsW2vor358qvig9UoJr_TcT/s400/fifi_family.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5214615518918207954" /></a> After a short adjustment period, Fifi finds acceptance with her new family, Lulu and Louie LoofahBethhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428339249298879021noreply@blogger.com4