Jun 20, 2008

Ladies: Don't Give Things to Andre. Especially Not Things Involving Your Womb.

me: i have a present for you
andre: really? I get more presents from you than anyone. is it from Wajis?
me: no
me: andy and i made it
me: it's a baby
me: we made you a baby
me: surprise!
andre: wow, exciting
andre: I can hardly wait to sell it

(I think I'm gonna start posting funny quotes again. They make me happy.)


Jean said...

hahaha.. thanks for the tip.

what the heck is wajis?

Beth said...


People here call it "Wajis" because it's easier to say. Andre likes wasabi peas from wajis.

Jean said...

so like ranch 99 ..?