Jun 20, 2008

Ladies: Don't Give Things to Andre. Especially Not Things Involving Your Womb.

me: i have a present for you
andre: really? I get more presents from you than anyone. is it from Wajis?
me: no
me: andy and i made it
me: it's a baby
me: we made you a baby
me: surprise!
andre: wow, exciting
andre: I can hardly wait to sell it

(I think I'm gonna start posting funny quotes again. They make me happy.)

3 comments:

Jean said...

hahaha.. thanks for the tip.

what the heck is wajis?

Beth said...

http://www.uwajimaya.com/

People here call it "Wajis" because it's easier to say. Andre likes wasabi peas from wajis.

Jean said...

so like ranch 99 ..?